Who wrote this speech for Gray Davis?

Gray Davis:

Call me old fashioned — and I am — call me old fashioned, but I believe when an election is over the people have spoken and it's time to get to work and do the public's business

William Jefferson Clinton:

But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time – never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people.

Then there is this gem:

And while the Bush administration spends its time peering into our bedrooms, our homes and our libraries, I have been working with Democratic legislators in Sacramento to pass the toughest financial privacy law in America.

Ummm, Governor? Financial privacy laws will keep President Bush out of our bedrooms, homes, and libraries? Gee, thanks for helping us out there, Governor. Your problem seems to be not that you are not keeping your eye on the ball, but being aware that there is even a ball there.

I can see why the vast majority of voters in California want this guy to take a hike.