I lurk around the google group rec.gambling.poker because I think I am a poker player. All the posters in the group seem to be long time buddies. Nobody who posts there hides their opinions under a stack of chips. Some posts are downright hilarious.

There is a show called Hollywood Celebrity Showdown that features celebrities playing poker on the Bravo network.

Irish Mike gives his not politically coorect opinion on how the show should be run:

I will watch. However, I think there should be a stringent selection process and only qualified celebrities should be allowed to play. The women must be at least 36 double Ds and wear scoop necked tops and the men should be - well, who really gives a shit about them. No wait - the men have to know the ranks of some of the poker hands and be able to name three of the four suits. One last thing - none of them, including the "Hollywood Home Game Ace" celebrity moderator, should be allowed to talk - ever. OK, I've got a six pack of Guinness and a fifth of Paddy - let the games begin! Irish Mike

I bet that Irish Mike would be a regular watcher if it were Hollywood Celebrity Strip Poker Showdown.