I liked the Opinion Journal's headline so well that I am using it here.

Jerry Springer was named Democrat of the Year in Ohio this year. Excuse me while I gag on my prezels.

From th AP:

Springer, 60, spent about $1 million last year exploring whether to run for the Senate before deciding not to challenge incumbent Republican Sen. George Voinovich. He said he realized he couldn't be elected as long as he continued to host his syndicated talk show.

I wonder why he would think that.